her vagine was all disorganized.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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