I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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