He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Someone signed my nipple.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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