They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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