shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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