He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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