i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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