you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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