Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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