What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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