I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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