Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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