Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
