Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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