So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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