shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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