I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It's Friday. Sex?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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