Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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