I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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