When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
