I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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