What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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