Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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