just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
NoShamevember. You game?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
