i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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