I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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