I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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