So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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