the day after is always just damage control
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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