Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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