He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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