I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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