If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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