Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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