It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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