Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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