I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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