Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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