i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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