I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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