please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
How does one acquire holy water?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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