i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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