i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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