i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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