none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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