Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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