I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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