yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
