Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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