Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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